Reading

i should be doing my questions for "Waking Life"(which is an awesome movie) that are due on friday..but...i'm reading an awesome book online (Candide by Voltaire)..i dont even rememeber how i came upon this website. these are some fun quotes that like so far:

*The legs are visibly designed for stockings, accordingly we wear stockings.
*The Baron chanced to come by; he beheld the cause and effect, and, without hesitation, saluted Candide with some notable kicks on the breech and drove him out of doors.
*She discharged upon his head a utensil full of water. Good heavens, to what excess does religious zeal transport womankind!